{"id":331,"date":"2009-05-11T03:30:24","date_gmt":"2009-05-11T03:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/05\/11\/bart-bust\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:08","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:08","slug":"bart-bust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/05\/11\/bart-bust\/","title":{"rendered":"Bart bust"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I do a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblog_entry.php?e=99\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">little wood carving<\/a>. In previous posts I&#8217;ve documented my habit of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblog_entry.php?e=1632\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">making wooden busts<\/a> as presents for my father.<\/p>\n<p>This year I&#8217;ve continued the Simpson&#8217;s theme.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/2150143984a079a391441d.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/12213321014a079a4e6ebf1.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what it looked like in mid-process:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/902787914a079a61a9a4d.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nBy that point it pretty much looked in my head the way it would turn out. It always baffles me how people will look at that and only see a misshapen lump of wood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do a little wood carving. In previous posts I&#8217;ve documented my habit of making wooden busts as presents for my father. This year I&#8217;ve continued the Simpson&#8217;s theme. 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