{"id":320,"date":"2009-05-26T20:32:54","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T20:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/05\/26\/food-frakker-breaking-the-petfood-barrier\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:07","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:07","slug":"food-frakker-breaking-the-petfood-barrier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/05\/26\/food-frakker-breaking-the-petfood-barrier\/","title":{"rendered":"Food Frakker: Breaking the pet\/food barrier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned a little while ago that I did some re-decorating of<a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblog_entry.php?e=1889\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"> my tropical fish<\/a> tank, and I showed a picture of one of the two <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gourami\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">gouramis<\/a> in the tank.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/6019724864a1c4c4578fa7.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nSo you can imagine how excited I was to find cleaned and frozen gourami at the MT Asian supermarket.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/374334914a1c4c3c6799f.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nAside from being several times as large, and headless, they bore a striking resemblance to my pets. I&#8217;ve never eaten an animal that I&#8217;ve kept as a pet before.<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s how I did it:<\/p>\n<p>I found a recipe online which I adapted (it&#8217;s as much a staple of food in SE Asia as it is a staple of aquarium stores here). I cut several angled slashes into the side of the fish, and rubbed in a marinating unguent of garlic, chili sesame oil, salt and pepper. Then I fried it on high heat.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/3302471314a1c4c3504b93.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nIt tasted <span style=\"font-style: italic\">extremely good<\/span>. This might be my new favorite freshwater fish. Better even than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblog_entry.php?e=1771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">walleye<\/a>. My food-frakking deputy, Julia, agreed that it&#8217;s a wonderful-tasting fish.<\/p>\n<p>I was worried that it would be tough to eat. As a kid I would sometimes eat sunnies that had been scaled and fried whole, but this had not been scaled and it was much smaller than anything I&#8217;ve eaten (other than smelt or sardines). If I had caught a fish this size I would have thrown it back.<\/p>\n<p>But the flesh peeled away from the bones lickety-split, and the scaled skin was particularly delicious and crisp.  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s left me wondering how some of my other pets might taste.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/14088978024a1c4d9a43c9a.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nI think the cat is technically free-range organic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned a little while ago that I did some re-decorating of my tropical fish tank, and I showed a picture of one of the two gouramis in the tank. 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