{"id":289,"date":"2009-07-19T15:37:27","date_gmt":"2009-07-19T15:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/07\/19\/food-frakker-various-organs-and-stuff\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:05","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:05","slug":"food-frakker-various-organs-and-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/07\/19\/food-frakker-various-organs-and-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Food Frakker: Various organs and stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let’s get some of the tamer food items out of the way first, before I dip too far into my weekly recap of culinary depravity.<\/p>\n

Here’s something that everyone can get behind, A&amp;W deep-fried cheese curds!
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\nServed hot and fresh, they were a little taste of home. But they had a lot of nerve calling the dipping sauce "marinara." It tasted more like ketchup mixed with barbecue sauce.<\/p>\n

These unnamed crackers had the primary ingredient of rice flour and the primary taste of MSG.
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These TAKO chips proudly declared themselves to be octopus-flavored.
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\nIf you look closely, the chips themselves have cute little tentacles!<\/p>\n

I finally visited the lunch counter attached to my favorite Korean grocery. Most of the entrees were $5. But my food-frakking deputy Julia and I ordered the only things on the menu that topped off at $8. She got the stir-fried octopus and I got the bulgogi, barbecued beef.
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\nI couldn’t identify all the little bowls of tasty things. There was some sort of pancakey thing, the usual kimchee, and some cubes of pickled vegetable of an entirely unrecognizable species. Maybe a gourd or tuber of some sort.<\/p>\n

Here’s a close-up of the octopus.
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\nWhen you ate the tentacles, the suction cups popped off and rolled around your mouth like rubbery ball bearings.<\/p>\n

My pal and I visited that taco cart in front of the tejano club again. Just to add to this blog’s head-porn content, here’s a closeup of the inside of his barbacoa taco:
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\nI ordered the tongue (lengua<\/span>) taco.
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\nThis was prepared much different than the previous<\/a> tongue taco I ate. This tongue came in delicous, tender cubes. You can even see the bumps!
\n<\/p>\n

While I’m on the subject of a cow’s mouth, I bought some chorizo the other day from one of the little neighborhood Mexican markets.
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\nTake a closer look at the ingredients:
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\nNow the funny thing is, just last week I woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because I was terrified that nobody was making good use of all those salivary glands out there. I should have realized that those Mexicans would be on it already.<\/p>\n

After frying up the chorizo I mixed it in with some refried beans and made tostadas. The tomatoes are courtesy of my housemate’s amazingly productive romano plants.
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\nI should point out the San Luis hot sauce. You know a hot sauce is industrial grade when it comes in the same kind of bottle as bleach. This is a condiment designed to stay outside in the sun all day on a Mexico City taco cart. It cost me $1.59.<\/p>\n

Finally, I want you to take a moment to read everything on this packaging.
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\nI… I… I’m at a loss for words. It’s as if I wrote that packaging copy myself. Although what the package doesn’t mention is that a mouthful of southern satisfaction is so hard and crunchy that you’re liable to lose a filling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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