{"id":281,"date":"2009-07-30T19:14:43","date_gmt":"2009-07-30T19:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/07\/30\/food-frakker-korean-mexican-goodness\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:05","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:05","slug":"food-frakker-korean-mexican-goodness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/07\/30\/food-frakker-korean-mexican-goodness\/","title":{"rendered":"Food Frakker: Korean-Mexican goodness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmm. When you look at it like this, that chorizo really does look like salivary glands.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/20387335934a71e848d9923.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Okay, now on to new business. I thinking about transitioning to buying groceries mainly from specialty ethnic markets. Here&#8217;s a haul I got from New Oriental Market:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/14132045324a71e82a6e8a6.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nFrom left to right, there&#8217;s the sardines (which you&#8217;ve already seen), quail eggs, vegetable buns (which were quite delicious with some microwaving and some sauce), enoki mushrooms, dumplings (which turned out to be filled with red beans &#8212; yuck! it&#8217;s either savory or a desert, make up your mind, Asia!), and a mackerel. <\/p>\n<p>I also got this giant jar of kimchi.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/20164024284a71e81d0e2e1.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nI figure I&#8217;m an adult. I deserve my own kimchi supply.<\/p>\n<p>I fried up the enoki mushrooms and put them in with some of this green tea chlorella ramen.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/6546981074a71e8035605f.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nHonestly, no matter what you put in the ramen, it pretty much just tastes like ramen.<\/p>\n<p>Likewise, the quail eggs, rather than being the alien exploration into exotic poultry ovulation I hoped for, were, well, basically they were tiny eggs.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/2293850494a71e80ac4a33.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also been eating more often at the little lunch counter at the back of New Oriental Market. Here&#8217;s a couple of dishes that I got for just five bucks!<\/p>\n<p>A soup with dumplings, rice cakes (rice wafers? rice noodles? rice gelatinous ovals? &#8212; you know what I mean), and beef.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/4879259144a71e834ddeaa.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nIt was so big that I couldn&#8217;t finish it all. And I&#8217;m the guy who can finish everything!<\/p>\n<p>This morning I got the bilgimbabbogimgobobbob thing. You know, that one dish with the fried egg and the beef and the cucumber and carrot threads.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/19750321034a71e7fc954fc.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My frakker deputy Julia sent me this from the Pacific Northwest. Elk jerky!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/7851284174a71e812ce4ed.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nTasted like the freedom and majesty of the American wilderness, but flayed and smoked.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a barbacoa gordita from a cart down by Caesar Chavez and Pleasant Valley. <br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/11052225064a71e84219061.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nDelicious and crisp.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been sampling the snack fare available from this east Manor Rd. convenience store.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/8511185214a71e83b88f44.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nStarting on the left, those green tubes, the churritos de maiz, tasted pretty good. Kinda like those snack sticks you find in food co-ops, but much saltier. The multi-colored sticks in front of it, are thick plastic tubes filled with a stiff gelatin. It was not easy getting the candy out of the plastic containing it. It was less like a snack and more like one of those food-based tests they use to gauge primate intelligence. The havas, are roasted and spiced lima beans, which makes them taste marginally better than lima beans usually do.<\/p>\n<p>In the glass is a Mexican Coke, which tasted exactly like Cokes usually do, only more expensive. I was just thinking the other day that &quot;Mexican Coke&quot; is the only time that &quot;Mexican&quot; is used as a prefix in a non-pejorative manner.<\/p>\n<p>This convenience store has literally ten different varieties of fried pig skin. Here&#8217;s a sampling:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/16335152774a71e84f54e20.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nI haven&#8217;t yet been able to figure out the code, but these products represent a continuum of texture that stretches from light and crispy and ends at tooth-shatteringly hard (although if you suck on the really hard skins for a bit and gnaw at them like a labrador with a rawhide bone it is possible to eventually devour them). I think the code corresponds to the continuum like this: Skins -&amp;gt; crispy -&amp;gt; curls -&amp;gt; strips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmm. When you look at it like this, that chorizo really does look like salivary glands. Okay, now on to new business. I thinking about transitioning to buying groceries mainly from specialty ethnic markets. 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