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There was a group trip down to Quality Seafood<\/a>, and I was told that I had to have the oysters.
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\nThey were cold, limp, covered in dirt, vaguely mucusy, and over-grown with secondary aquatic organisms. I dunno, I guess it was okay.
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I continue to be fascinated by hushpuppies. They’re like corndogs without the dog. And they taste good dipped in a cocktail sauce.
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\nI can’t believe I never had one until I came to the south.<\/p>\n

Now, I like to think of myself as an adventurous eater, but there were people at this restaurant who insisted on eating these giant red beetles.<\/p>\n

Now that’s just disgusting.
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There’s a new roach coach on North Loop called Counter Culture.
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\nI had been reading the menu for a minute and a half before I realized that they only served vegan food. That’s because they named everything on the menu after something that is generally made from meat. For instance, I ordered the "Jackfruit BBQ."
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\nIt’s served with a side of sliced carrots just to add insult to the injury. What did it taste like? It tasted like somebody smeared barbecue sauce over something that was clearly not meat. <\/p>\n

Now, for about half the price of the vegan sandwich, I got one of the best looking tortas in town at Los Altos<\/a>.
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\nIt’s a crying shame that Los Altos doesn’t have more of a following. The food is good, the service prompt, and it has some of the best prices in town. The above torta was a barbacoa cubana. The "cubana" part means that it has a thick slice of ham. Compare it to the torta al pastor that my colleague ordered.
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\nPretty damn delicious. Mexican food is yet another reason to hate vegans and everything they stand for.<\/p>\n

Speaking of hating vegans, let’s end this entry with a meat quiz. In the following photo there are three different meats in the tacos: lengua, barbacoa, and suadero. Can you identify which is which?
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