{"id":254,"date":"2009-09-15T20:58:50","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T20:58:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/09\/15\/highlights-of-my-cinematic-life\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:03","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:03","slug":"highlights-of-my-cinematic-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/09\/15\/highlights-of-my-cinematic-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Highlights of my cinematic life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I watch way too many movies. To give you an idea of how many movies I watch, if I were to blog every single movie I watched, the entries would far out-number the entries about me eating weird food. <\/p>\n<p>I know. Hard to comprehend.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a movie that was recommended by <a href=\"http:\/\/spacebeer.blogspot.com\/2009\/04\/withnail-i.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Spacebeer<\/a>, <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Withnail and I<\/span>. <br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/12548688024aaff324691c1.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nI think that if I had seen this when I was in high school it would have been my favorite movie. As it was, I actually thought it was mildly irritating. It&#8217;s about a pair of obnoxious and ineffectual London actors who take a vacation in the country. Notably, it stars two future Dr. Whos. There&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Richard_E._Grant\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Richard E. Grant<\/a>, who was a very serviceable non-doctrinal doctor in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/doctorwho\/classic\/webcasts\/shalka\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Scream of the Shalka<\/a> and the Dr. Who <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Doctor_Who_and_the_Curse_of_Fatal_Death\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">comic relief special<\/a>. And of course, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Paul_McGann\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Paul McGann<\/a>, the very much doctrinal eighth doctor that no one really wants to talk about.<\/p>\n<p>A little more my speed, is the blatant <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Blade Runner<\/span> rip-off from South Korea, <span style=\"font-style: italic\"><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Natural_City\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Natural City<\/a><\/span>. This following production still fairly summarizes the movie.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/11889583624aaff31bd3515.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nPretty much every major plot point and image is cribbed from <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Blade Runner<\/span>. Except that <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Natural City<\/span> has all the post-<span style=\"font-style: italic\">Matrix<\/span> wire-work and gore that Ridley Scott would have put in if he had only known it were possible. It&#8217;s amazingly long and the plot meanders and frequently makes no sense, but it has the most amazing head shot I&#8217;ve ever seen. All the flesh on the head vibrates and flutters in slow-motion. Absolutely amazing. Worth watching just for that.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Dhoom2<\/span> of course, but it&#8217;s actually kinda hard to find <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Dhoom<\/span>, the movie that started it all. From what I&#8217;ve seen on the web, the word &#8216;dhoom&#8217; doesn&#8217;t translate well to English. &quot;Dhoom machale&quot; the title song, means something like &quot;rock on&quot; or &quot;have fun.&quot; And <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Dhoom <\/span>is indeed fun.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/21097916754aaff34812e0e.png\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s essentially <span style=\"font-style: italic\">The Fast and the Furious<\/span>, but with John Abraham instead of Vin Diesel. Which could be an improvement, depending on your perspective. Now, let&#8217;s close out this <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Dhoom<\/span> with another motorcycle shot:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/8701758354aaff3301986d.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I had heard of <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Solarbabies<\/span>, but I had not known how awesome it is. It&#8217;s a post-apocalyptic future, where orphans rollerskate through the desert. It has Ubalstecha&#8217;s boyfriend Peter DeLuise, a glowing magical orb, and this awesome robot.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/10637292504aaff33a7ecab.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nI will fight anyone who claims this movie is not awesome.<\/p>\n<p>In the category of horror movies that were much better than they had any right to be, falls <span style=\"font-style: italic\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1031280\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Splinter<\/a><\/span>. <br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/20278327694aaff4184ffb2.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nThe Netflix summary for this movie is horrible. But it was the highest-ranked horror movie on instant view that I hadn&#8217;t already watched, so Julia and I gave it a shot. This is very low budget, it has it&#8217;s flaws, but it&#8217;s in the same category as <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Dogsoldiers <\/span>or <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Shallow Ground<\/span>, in the sense that it takes an outlandish premise and lets it unfold organically with some damn good acting, directing, and writing. And some creative manipulation of the human form.<\/p>\n<p>On a side note, I would like to give a shout-out to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zombievamp.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Decapitated Zombie Vampire Bloodbath<\/a>, a blog about horror movies. The entries are entertaining, thoughtful, and well researched. Exactly what horror has been missing all this time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I watch way too many movies. To give you an idea of how many movies I watch, if I were to blog every single movie I watched, the entries would far out-number the entries about me eating weird food. 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