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Did you guys just fly some sort of top-secret experimental aircraft over Austin? Like fifteen minutes ago? <\/p>\n

I think you would recognize it if you did. It was running without lights, but I could see its shadowy outline against the light pollution. It looked sort of like a boomerang, with four dimly glowing points down each wing.<\/p>\n

Kinda like this:
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It seemed to be flying silently, but then it’s not like I could have heard anything over 183 anyways.<\/p>\n

Is it one of yours? You’d tell me, wouldn’t you?<\/p>\n

Oh, and let me know if you’re also aliens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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