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While putting together my list of books for the holiday shopping podcast (I’ll get that to you in a sec, Ubal, I promise) I noticed that other people had an Amazon author page, yet I didn’t. So I made one.
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Out of all the short stories I’ve published, only four have found their way into Amazon products. There’s "Deadtown Taxi" in Undead2:Flesh Feast<\/a>, that made a mention in Ellen Datlow’s best of horror anthology that year. "The Secret of Pogopolis," published in Beneath Ceaseless Skies, my first SFWA pro sale, is now available for the Kindle<\/a>. Tales From the Secret City<\/a> is still there of course, and that has one of the two published Patchwork Kingdom stories. And, through a stroke of luck, there’s a single copy of the Sam’s Dot best-of anthology, Wondrous Web Worlds 5,<\/a> which has my infamous rednecks in orbit story, "Waldo in Space."<\/p>\n

I wrote in the bio "Matthew Bey’s writing runs the gamut from absurdly comic to dark and terrifying," but after writing that, I realized that all the stories available through Amazon are pretty much just silly.<\/p>\n

Since I presume you already have all of those books, you should feel free to leave comments on the page talking about how awesome I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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