{"id":248,"date":"2009-09-23T19:51:07","date_gmt":"2009-09-23T19:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/09\/23\/hacksaws-and-suicides\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:03","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:03","slug":"hacksaws-and-suicides","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/09\/23\/hacksaws-and-suicides\/","title":{"rendered":"Hacksaws and suicides"},"content":{"rendered":"

I blogged earlier about my laser printer<\/a> and how I had to order a new cartridge over ebay. When the cartridge arrived, it turns out that it didn’t quite fit in the printer. And that’s where the hacksaw comes into the story.
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\nAnd now it fits fine! I’m going to have to solve more of my problems by cutting off bits until the problem goes away.<\/p>\n

My creek aquarium<\/a> is now fishless. The last surivor, a sunfish who I had thought was my friend<\/a>, committed suicide by jumping out of the tank. I don’t want to think about his last few moments alive, hopping about the floor, collecting more and more hair to his sticky fish scales.
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\nRest in peace, nameless fish buddy.<\/p>\n

But this tragedy is an opportunity in disguise. I’ve been thinking of doing a revamp of the whole creek project. I plan on making a completely new pump and filtration apparatus from scratch. I’ve even gone so far as make a diagram, instead of just jumping right in and making something.
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\nNow I just have to find some parts that are vaguely like the picture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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