{"id":246,"date":"2009-09-28T20:11:49","date_gmt":"2009-09-28T20:11:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/09\/28\/ten-minutes-of-beauty\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:03","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:03","slug":"ten-minutes-of-beauty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/09\/28\/ten-minutes-of-beauty\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten minutes of beauty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Texas is generally a pretty ugly state. On any given day it will be beautiful for no more than ten minutes. 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