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I’ve become one of those people. I now own a set of juggling clubs.
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\nI bought them because Julia owns a set and I was always using them when she had her backed turned. <\/p>\n

You can only get good juggling clubs online. The set I have is mid-grade. They’re essentially just hollow pieces of plastic with a taped handle. Julia has the pro-grade, the juggling clubs that are multiple composite. I was shocked to discover that you can really feel the difference.<\/p>\n

What I have will work fine for now. I am at a stage where my juggling skills are not likely to impress anyone other than myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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