{"id":223,"date":"2009-11-03T21:10:10","date_gmt":"2009-11-03T21:10:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/11\/03\/the-austin-film-festival\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:02","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:02","slug":"the-austin-film-festival","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/11\/03\/the-austin-film-festival\/","title":{"rendered":"The Austin Film Festival"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t get to see many of the films at the Austin Film Festival because I was spending most of my time in panels at the conference, or hanging out in the bar, or drinking like a Wisconsin native at the parties. But once the conference part was over, I got to see a fair share of films.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the viewing rundown. Every entry is going to have a link to the AFF entry, where you will likely find pictures, info, and possibly video clips.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also going to mark it according to whether or not there&#8217;s women characters who talk to each other about something that is not men. On her personal blog, Toasterwaffel talked about that as a metric for judging the merit of a movie. I&#8217;m not certain if it&#8217;s fair to draw a feminist meaning from that observation, but Toasterwaffel is right in that it happens very rarely.<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/openingnightfilm__aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Serious Moonlight<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Feature indie drama<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> This is the last screenplay by <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Adrienne_Shelly\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Adrienne Shelly<\/a>, an actor from many Hal Hartley films. She was murdered in 2006, which is one of the biggest tragedies to hit cinema in recent years. This movie was directed by Cheryl Hines who many will remember from her role on <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Curb Your Enthusiasm<\/span>. Meg Ryan plays the main character, a tough and quirky career woman who looks cute in knee-high wellies. She goes to her country cottage to find that her husband is about to leave her, so she takes drastic action.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> There is quite a lot of woman-to-woman dialogue, and it is exclusively about men.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> There is a little man-to-man conversation, and it is exclusively about women.<\/p>\n<p>\nThe documentary shorts program was without exception amazing. <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/adaylateinoakland_zacharystauffer_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">A Day Late in Oakland<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Documentary Short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> A hair-raising investigation into the murder of a journalist in Oakland. The community that was responsible for the murder was part of the American Black Muslim faith, so nearly all the villains had the last name &quot;Bey.&quot; I can tell you it was weird sitting in the theater while looking at news reports where &quot;Bey tortured a man for two hours&quot; or &quot;Bey was charged with rape of a minor.&quot; <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> No women.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> The men talked about serious issues.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/thenewcanvas_luizadnaritomi_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">The New Canvas<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Documentary Short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> You ever wonder what&#8217;s with those little collectible toys that look totally bonkers? This is all about that. You see both sides of the subject, the people who think that it makes high art affordable for the masses, and one guy who thinks it&#8217;s a bunch of crap.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> There&#8217;s one female artist and she talks into the camera about her art. I&#8217;ll say that counts.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> Same as above.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/littleripper_craigboord_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Little Ripper<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Documentary Short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> In Australia there&#8217;s people who are really serious about racing pigeons. It makes you want to build a pigeon loft and get really obsessed with birds that most people would prefer run over with their car.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> There&#8217;s one woman, and she&#8217;s talking to the camera about pigeons. <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> There&#8217;s a lot of men, and they really love pigeons too.<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/mrokra_tgherrington_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Mr. Okra<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Documentary Short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> Mr. Okra drives around New Orleans, singing through his loudspeaker about all the different produce he has. There is no moment when the camera is on Mr. Okra when he is not fascinating. <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> No women.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> Mr. Okra does indeed talk about okra.<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/teamtaliban_benjaminkegan_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Team Taliban<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Documentary Short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> This is about a young man who uses his Arab ancestry to inform his pro-wrestling persona of a terrorist. It&#8217;s an interesting contrast, between the man inside the ring, who is the brunt of audience hatred, and the man outside who is soft-spoken and thoughtfully ruminating on the racial and cultural ramifications of what he&#8217;s doing. What the documentary doesn&#8217;t talk about is how playing a heel is the traditional way for a wrestler to advance their career.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> No women.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> Wrestling.<\/p>\n<p>Then of course there were all the features. The context for a feature film in a festival is much different from the context in a main-stream movie house, so who knows if you will enjoy these as much as me should you ever get to see them. <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/tobruk_vclavmarhoul_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Tobruk<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Feature drama<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> Supposedly it&#8217;s a re-telling of <span style=\"font-style: italic\">The Red Badge of Courage<\/span>, as told through the experiences of the 500 or so Czech soldiers who fought in North Africa during World War II. It&#8217;s all in Czech and there&#8217;s some significant male nudity for those of you who are into that sort of thing. Here&#8217;s the structure of the film: 95% male camaraderie, beautiful views of North Africa, hardscrabble living; 5% extreme violence.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> There&#8217;s one woman, a prostitute, and she mainly talks about getting paid.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> The war, women, Judaism, food, drink. <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/punchingtheclown_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Punching the Clown<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Feature comedy <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> This super-low budget film follows a comedic singer-songwriter and his mis-adventures in L.A. culture. It&#8217;s genuinely funny and the main character is personable and charming.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> There are women, but they don&#8217;t talk to each other. Mainly they talk about the main character.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> They talk about comedy, L.A., Batman, and bagels.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/passengerside_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Passenger Side<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Feature drama<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> Two brothers drive around L.A. Because this is partially funded by Canadian TV, they have to mention hockey a couple times. The directing is sloppy, the cinematography ugly, the script over-written, and the acting frequently clunky. But for all that, it&#8217;s a good film festival entry because it&#8217;s all super-low-budget, quirky, and about relationships and shit. It took me a while to figure out that it wasn&#8217;t supposed to be period piece because the car which is the main set and the music they play is so old.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> There is one woman who shows up in the end, and she only talks about the dudes. I guess there&#8217;s also an old lady who is there just to be spooky.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> Hockey, dismemberment, drugs, and family drama.<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/herpesboy_nathanielatcheson_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Herpes Boy<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Feature comedy<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> Herpes boy is a guy who has a birth mark on his face and does a series of webcam journal entries about how much he hates people. Before long his cousin shows up and there&#8217;s some nifty contrast between her perky, pretty, and narcissistic character and his dour, ugly, and self-hating character. There&#8217;s a lot of Napoleon Dynamite in this movie, and it&#8217;s probably not as funny as everyone thinks it is, but it&#8217;s entertaining and quirky nonetheless. <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> The cousin talks mainly about herself. <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> Herpes boy talks mainly to the internet, and it&#8217;s mainly misanthropic.<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/thoratthebusstop_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Thor at the Bus Stop<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Feature drama<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> Thor is waiting at a bus stop. There&#8217;s a bunch of other weird things that happen surrounding that. This is my favorite film of the festival hands down. Just about every scene is brilliantly hilarious, especially the one about a guy who is extremely laid back who gets carjacked. There&#8217;s a cameo by Teller of Penn and Teller fame, and there&#8217;s an extremely efficient use of low-budget film making strategies. How low-budget is it, you ask? It&#8217;s so low-budget that there&#8217;s a scene where they have to destroy a pizza, and it&#8217;s a <span style=\"font-style: italic\">cheese pizza<\/span>. That&#8217;s right, it&#8217;s so low-budget that they didn&#8217;t even spring for an extra topping on a prop pizza.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> There&#8217;s two women, one who talks exclusively about her relationship to her boyfriend, and one who talks mainly about waitressing with a digression into Norse mythology. <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> Ragnarok, pizza, and the planetary status of Pluto.<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/closingnightfilm__aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Up in the Air<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Feature drama<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> This is the George Clooney movie written and directed by the guy who did <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Juno.<\/span> It&#8217;s about an executive who spends most of his time flying from city to city and staying at the Hilton. His job is firing people, so there is plenty of comedic and tragic possibilities which I can assure you are fully explored. This was pretty subtle, striking a balance between the dark comedy, the character development, and an in-depth contextual reading. That being said, I think it&#8217;s harder to imagine a more depressing film.  <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> There&#8217;s a long conversation between two women where they discuss their perfect man. <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> Firing people. <\/p>\n<p>I spent an entire evening watching animated shorts, two back-to-back shorts programs. It was interesting to note that most of the shorts were CGI, and most of them had no dialogue. It was sort of the Pixar format of shorts, where you develop a single character who acts out a drama or a slapstick routine through the established visual logic. I talked to some of the animators about this, and I got the impression that it wasn&#8217;t so much because they were interested in the international aspect of non-dialogue animations, so much as animators that&#8217;s just how they express their art, in the purest most visual terms.<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/garbage_coldleng_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Garb Age<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Animated short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> This the only animation with actual dialogue, and I kinda wish it didn&#8217;t have any. It&#8217;s about a bunch of water-dwelling organisms that are formed from garbage that is dumped into the ocean. It made very little biological or narrative sense.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> No females, but then it was hard to tell.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> Garbage.<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/theincidentattower37_chrisperry_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">The Incident at Tower 37<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Animated short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> This was a surreal exploration of a colorful future world. There&#8217;s a good deal of humanity and a few surprises. There&#8217;s a short video clip on the AFF page if you&#8217;re curious.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> No dialogue. No females. Probably.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> N\/A<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/theincrediblestoryofmygreatgrandmotherolive_albertorodriguez_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">The Incredible Story of My Great Grandmother Olive<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Animated short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> An old lady in a wheelchair gets visited by an alien. Old-people slapstick ensues.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> No dialogue.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> N\/A<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/lostandfound_philiphunt_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Lost and Found<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Animated short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> This was extremely beautiful and touching, a story about a small boy and the penguin who won&#8217;t stop following him. The graphic style managed to be realistically textured, but with the impressionistic style of a children&#8217;s book. <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> No dialogue, no females.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> N\/A<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/themousethatsoared_kylebell_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">The Mouse That Soared<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Animated short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> A funny slapstick series of events involving a mouse who is adopted by birds. <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> Just animals, no talking.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> N\/A<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/offthewall_davidaranda_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Off the Wall<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Animated Short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> A young boy is making shadow puppets on the wall of his room. This becomes unexpectedly dangerous. I talked to the filmmakers, and they had a lot of interesting things to say about the art of developing character.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> No females. No dialogue.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> &quot;Aaaaaargh!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/olliethebakedhalibut_kellywilliamson_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Ollie and the Baked Hallibut<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Animated Short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> A broad ethnic stereoptype is trying to make his dinner, but a sea otter stops him!<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> All animals.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> Broad ethnic stereotypical jabbering.<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/pigeonimpossible_lucasmartell_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Pigeon: Impossible<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Animated short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> The animator said that the original concept was a man vs. a box. This was expanded a little to include a pigeon and spy paraphernalia. <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> No dialogue. The pigeon might have been female, they don&#8217;t go into it.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> Silence.<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/pupsofliberty_bertklein_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Pups of Liberty<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Animated Short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> This is one of the few cartoons in the festival that appeared to be hand-drawn, it also had actual dialogue. This short (which was actually reasonably long) told the story of the American Revolution in Boston from the extended metaphor of Americans being dogs and the English being cats. Unlike <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Maus<\/span>, the animal metaphor doesn&#8217;t withstand a lot of stretching. For instance, they use the slogan &quot;No Laws Without Paws&quot; which makes no sense. Cats have paws. They&#8217;re making laws. Sheesh.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> The main character is a female puppy. She talks a lot about liberty. <br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> Revolutionary fervor.<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/thewaytoheaven_daltongrantjr_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">The Way to Heaven<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Animated short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> A giant ghost elephant leaves a caravan to heaven in order to bless China with prosperity. Or something like that. There was no dialogue so I&#8217;m pretty much guessing here. It was beautiful at any rate. It could have been producted by Disney.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Female Dialogue:<\/span> No humans, no dialague.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Male Dialogue:<\/span> N\/A<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd here&#8217;s another short I saw from a showcase of Texas filmmakers:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Title:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/aff.bside.com\/2009\/films\/quartertonoon_katcandler_aff2009;jsessionid=42CF2D01DD68BAB61AB30B0EDD2BC771\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Quarter to Noon<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Type:<\/span> Dramatic short<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Desc:<\/span> This was made by a local director who recognized me because she used to be a regular at the bakery where I work. There&#8217;s no dialogue, and the acting is stylized to match the broadly abstract narrative about a woman with an adult job who secretly yearns to come unwound and join the children in playing on the playground. When she finally joins the playground of paradise, it&#8217;s pleasing to note that the field is populated primarily with children and grackles. 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