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There are a series of required activities and events for anyone wanting to get into the holiday spirit. One of those things is to eat lots and lots of lutefisk<\/a>. Another is to walk among the luminaries at the Hancock golf course.
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\nThat’s my food-frakking deputy, Julia, standing at the tip of a christmas tree made of candle-lit luminaries.<\/p>\n

There are certain obvious technical restraints when it comes to photographing a pitch-black golf course, dotted with candles. In person, it’s a tranquil and magical moment amid the blizzard of holiday emotions. It doesn’t record well, as you can see in this picture of a water hazard surrounded by lights. The white blurs are discrete droplets of the quiet mist that blanketed the night.
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They set these up at the Hancock golf course for only two nights, and then it’s back to just being a golf course. It’s probably my favorite holiday light-based event. Much better than Transsiberian Orchestra.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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