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Every now and then, someone comes along with a theme for an anthology that’s nothing shy of brilliant. That’s what’s happened with the new anthology from SamsDot Publishing called The Book of Tentacles<\/a>.<\/span>
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\nI’m fortunate enough to have the opening story in this anthology. Well, technically, Camille Alexa<\/a> has the first thing in the anthology, but it’s a poem, so I don’t think that really counts.
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\nMy story is "Call of the Bailiff," which is one of those sardonic Cthulhu stories that you seem to see everywhere.<\/p>\n

Have you ever seen the movie, "I am Sam<\/a>"? For your sake I honestly hope you haven’t. It’s one of those films where an established actor plays a retard in the hopes of getting an Oscar. Unfortunately, Sean Penn went full-retard in "I am Sam" and only got a pity-nomination for his role. Sean Penn’s character is a retard who fights the courts in order to retain custody of his non-retard daughter. The point of the film being, that it doesn’t matter how retarded you are, your love makes up for all that retardation.<\/p>\n

This is a deeply retarded film.<\/p>\n

I was so angry at the schmaltzy sentimentality of "I am Sam" that I thought, why not take out the retard, and put in a character that’s even less competent to raise a child? Initially the story was going to be about Satan fighting the legal system to retain custody of his daughter, but nobody believes in Satan anymore, so I made it Cthulhu. <\/p>\n

I also highly recommend that you check out the website for the Book of Tentacles<\/span> anthology, TentaclePower<\/a>. It’s not just a website, it’s a full-on multi-media tentacle extravaganza. I even supplied them with some of my tentacle art<\/a> for the art page.<\/p>\n

Yes, we all like the tentacles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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