{"id":163,"date":"2010-02-16T23:23:16","date_gmt":"2010-02-16T23:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/02\/16\/synchronicity-of-ingots\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:23:58","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:23:58","slug":"synchronicity-of-ingots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/02\/16\/synchronicity-of-ingots\/","title":{"rendered":"synchronicity of ingots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was watching &quot;Danger: Diabolik&quot;, a Mario Bava film about a suave international thief who steals things while wearing a creepy latex bondage mask.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/8914184264b7b27e1da464.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nOne of the plot points is that the government has to pour the world&#8217;s largest gold ingot with the logic that it would be so heavy that &quot;it would be impossible for anyone to steal it.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Of course it gets stolen.<\/p>\n<p>Then today I saw this article that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weirdasianews.com\/2010\/02\/16\/japan-pours-worlds-largest-gold-bar\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Japan has poured the world&#8217;s largest gold bar.<\/a><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/7644865574b7b2855c223e.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nTragically, it&#8217;s only the size of a shoebox. 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