{"id":16,"date":"2011-01-06T19:32:38","date_gmt":"2011-01-06T19:32:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2011\/01\/06\/snuggle-the-dead\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:23:50","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:23:50","slug":"snuggle-the-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2011\/01\/06\/snuggle-the-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Snuggle the Dead!"},"content":{"rendered":"

My story "Snuggle the Dead<\/a>" is now up on Drabblecast B-sides. There’s slow zombies, and then there’s slow and cuddly zombies.
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\nI read this story at the last Armadillocon, but Norm Sherman does a much more impressive job. There’s all this happy music while Dr. Franz turns the zombies into snuggle-flesh. <\/p>\n

As I mentioned at Dillocon, I wrote this story in the space of a couple of days, submitted it to Drabblecast and had it accepted almost immediately (this was long before I was the assistant editor). The whole thing happened really fast. You know, like a car accident. <\/p>\n

So it was a pleasure to hear it performed. It was almost like hearing a story that someone else had written. <\/p>\n

You should note, at the end of the performance, Norm does me the favor of plugging my bid for the least-deserved Campbell Award in history. The ballots are up, and I have my official contest profile<\/a> up on the site! <\/p>\n

Now is the time to get those associate memberships at Worldcon, just so you can vote for me. <\/p>\n

It’s the only way I’ll know you care.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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