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Girl Scout Cookie season is coming to a close. If you’re like me, you’ve probably eaten several boxes of thin mint cookies already, and you’re asking yourself, "Where are all the THICK <\/span>mint cookies? Are those damn girl scouts hoarding them all for themselves?"<\/p>\n

Well, you don’t have to be beholden to them. You can make your own damn thick mint cookies.<\/p>\n

Here’s how:<\/p>\n

Step One:<\/span> measure the maximum distance between your upper and lower incisors. This is your maximum bite distance<\/span>.
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\nStep Two:<\/span> find how many thin mint cookies you can stack up to achieve your maximum bite distance.
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Step Three:<\/span> stack the thin mints face down on a cookie sheet and gently melt their chocolate undersides with a hot air gun.
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Step Four:<\/span> While the chocolate is still liquid, assemble the thin mints into a single thick mint stack.
\n<\/p>\n

Step Five:<\/span> Let your thick mint set up in the freezer.
\n<\/p>\n

Step Six:<\/span> enjoy your thick mint, satisfied with your ability to do exactly what you want to do, no matter what anyone else says.
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