{"id":130,"date":"2010-04-09T20:20:07","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T20:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/04\/09\/thora-is-the-taco-master\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:23:56","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:23:56","slug":"thora-is-the-taco-master","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/04\/09\/thora-is-the-taco-master\/","title":{"rendered":"Thora is the Taco Master"},"content":{"rendered":"

The winner (and only entrant) of the taco quiz was Thora. This makes the second quiz run on this blog where the winner not only did not get any answer correct, but did not make any attempt to do so.<\/p>\n

However, Thora researched her answers heavily and came up with eight replies that directly referenced my writing. Most of the animals are from the When Monsters Attack<\/a> middle-grade novel, written by myself and Steve Wilson. Number 3 is from "Prey Play," which was published on The Fifth Di…<\/span> last year. Number five is from Phlegmatic Planet<\/a>, published here on RevSF.<\/p>\n

Here are the winning taco quiz answers:<\/p>\n

Meat 1: Eetee Toucheefeelee – Steaks. But lets face it, they deserve to loose it if they touch you with it.<\/p>\n

Meat 2: Senescent Cyclopean Butt<\/p>\n

Meat 3: Flinnelope Tongue<\/p>\n

Meat 4: Reptilicus Pyrotechnis Anal glands. The only truely edible part.<\/p>\n

Meat 5: Sleker Beast cheeks. You can tell by the red tinge from the Spector Spice used to cover the gamey flavor from the horsvark that it tends to eat before capture.<\/p>\n

Meat 6: Phlegmaticus Gelatinous- You can’t tell what part. It could be the butt, cheek, tongue or haunch. Maybe it is better not to know.<\/p>\n

Meat A: Tyrannoxenos Execelsior – floor scrapings.<\/p>\n

Meat B: Dentilus Sapienvore tenticles<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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