{"id":13,"date":"2011-01-18T18:48:44","date_gmt":"2011-01-18T18:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2011\/01\/18\/you-love-the-fish-right\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:23:50","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:23:50","slug":"you-love-the-fish-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2011\/01\/18\/you-love-the-fish-right\/","title":{"rendered":"You love the fish, right?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s some more fishing photos. They’re from a trip I took down to Barton Creek a few weeks ago. It took me this long to post them because the fish were so disappointing. Take these panfish for instance.
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\nThey’re small even by panfish standards.<\/p>\n

The worst part about fishing around Barton Creek is that the water is crystal clear, so you can see all these monster bass, and yet none of them pay you the slightest mind. I heard of one guy who claims to have bounced lures off their heads without a reaction. <\/p>\n

The best I’ve done has been to hook dumb little juveniles. I got this tiny largemouth using the same lure that caught that trout last month.
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\nAnd ten minutes later I hung the lure in a tree. That’s fishing for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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