{"id":115,"date":"2010-05-07T16:04:27","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T16:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/05\/07\/a-bad-place-to-insert-eel\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:23:56","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:23:56","slug":"a-bad-place-to-insert-eel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/05\/07\/a-bad-place-to-insert-eel\/","title":{"rendered":"A bad place to insert eel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s wrong with the internet. You get three stories about a man who get&#8217;s his bowels devoured by an eel after his friends insert the eel up his rectum (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.weirdasianews.com\/2010\/05\/07\/eels-devours-mans-bowels\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">1<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/monsterburg.com\/?p=6629\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">2<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/2954500\/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&amp;amp;ATTR=News\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">3<\/a>). And in those three stories you get pictures of four different species of eel. What sort of reporting is that? I want to know if it was a spiny peacock eel. Because I&#8217;ve had some of those <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblog_entry.php?e=2086\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">in my bowels <\/a>and that&#8217;s the sort of journalistic detail I can relate to.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/3847080584ab933a69b185.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s wrong with the internet. You get three stories about a man who get&#8217;s his bowels devoured by an eel after his friends insert the eel up his rectum (1,2,3). And in those three stories you get pictures of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/05\/07\/a-bad-place-to-insert-eel\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v15.2.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>A bad place to insert eel - Zombie Lapdance<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/05\/07\/a-bad-place-to-insert-eel\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"A bad place to insert eel - Zombie Lapdance\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s wrong with the internet. 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