{"id":102,"date":"2010-06-07T02:35:19","date_gmt":"2010-06-07T02:35:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/06\/07\/two-very-different-animals\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:23:55","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:23:55","slug":"two-very-different-animals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/06\/07\/two-very-different-animals\/","title":{"rendered":"Two very different animals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ran across two interesting animals today.<\/p>\n<p>This morning, while biking to work, I came across a giant snapping turtle who was in the process of crossing Airport Boulevard.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/17400788394c0c58afe21bf.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nI considered helping it across the road so it wouldn&#8217;t get hit, but because it was a large turtle, finger-amputating size, and because I remembered all the stories my uncles would tell about how snapping turtles could reach around and bite you even if you were holding it by the back of the shell, I thought I would let it fend for itself. I can&#8217;t imagine its journey went well. It was heading in the exact opposite direction of water.<\/p>\n<p>Then, while on break from work, I spotted a parakeet in the parking lot. It was a tiny little thing, wading through a chest-deep puddle. It couldn&#8217;t fly, and was way too small to amputate my fingers, so I caught it and put it in a box.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/5107396794c0c589b8c0ac.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nEither it was too injured to resist, or it was very tame, because it would perch on my finger and let me pet its belly with my thumb. <br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/6487772534c0c58a2eceaf.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nNobody responded to the craigslist ad for a lost parakeet. I thought about keeping it, but it&#8217;s already found a home.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe with proper training, the snapping turtle would perch on my finger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ran across two interesting animals today. This morning, while biking to work, I came across a giant snapping turtle who was in the process of crossing Airport Boulevard. 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