Jorge Luke, un hombre machismo
Jorge Luke es un hombre suave. Jorge Luke es un hombre fuerza. Jorge Luke es un hombre de las mujeres.…
The Netflix Star-System Project
For those of you who don't get Netflix, the company employs a complex algorithm for predicting what movies you're going…
Food Frakker: Exploring the Ackee
Another food treasure I got from my housemate was a can of ackees. Ackees are a Jamaican fruit or something.…
How to make thick mint Girl Scout cookies
Girl Scout Cookie season is coming to a close. If you're like me, you've probably eaten several boxes of thin…
Hard Rocking Squid
Space Squid is always too light in the swag and merch department, so I've printed up some postcards with the…
My Bid for the Winter Olympics
Austin had a rare run-in with snow today, so I showed my co-workers the obscure Midwestern sport of boot skating.…
Hometown Horrible lives on
Sometime last year, Pseudopod was kind enough to make an audio performance of my story "Hometown Horrible." It was a…
Food Frakker: Grease, fish, and balls
So there I am, in Highland Mall, walking past the gumball kiosk when I realize that I have a pocket…
All the noise all at once
Over the holidays I built a white noise machine for my food-frakking deputy Julia. You never know when you might…
Emergency fashion opinion
I need to get your feedback on some glasses styles. I had some catastrophic frame failures recently, so it's time…