Here’s what’s wrong with the internet. You get three stories about a man who get’s his bowels devoured by an eel after his friends insert the eel up his rectum (1,2,3). And in those three stories you get pictures of four different species of eel. What sort of reporting is that? I want to know if it was a spiny peacock eel. Because I’ve had some of those in my bowels and that’s the sort of journalistic detail I can relate to.