Not to ruin the spell of the previous post, but I was just incorporated into a rap and I need to talk about it.
There I was, biking down by campus, doing some errands. I pass by this SUV parked next to a liquor store, and there’s loud hip-hop beats coming out of the open windows. And I hear the guy in the passenger seat go:
"Guy * on * the * bike / With * the * torch * light"
Not only did he bust out that verse THE INSTANT HE SAW ME, but it was a near-rhyme, which is even harder than an actual rhyme.
I’m not sure if it’s upsetting, flattering, impressive, or just plain weird.