{"id":151,"date":"2017-10-20T20:06:43","date_gmt":"2017-10-20T20:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/?p=151"},"modified":"2017-10-20T20:12:24","modified_gmt":"2017-10-20T20:12:24","slug":"star-wars-last-jedi-trailer-4-word-reviews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/blog\/2017\/star-wars-last-jedi-trailer-4-word-reviews\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer: 4-Word Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"

We watched the Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer. These are all the thoughts we could muster as we sat agape before it.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

(Watch it for yourself. DO IT.)\u00a0<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

\"Porg!<\/a>

I couldn’t think of four words, so I gave you a thousand instead. — Michael Falkner, @womprat99<\/a><\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

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Chewbacca finally uses conditioner. — Deanna Toxopeus, @ubalstecha<\/a><\/p>\n

Where are the Ewoks? — Jayme Blaschke, @JaymeBlaschke<\/a><\/p>\n

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Blergh? Nrrgh! HRNNNN! HRRRRRRNNNNHHH!!!! –KC Ryan-Pierce<\/p>\n

Is Finn a Porg? — Nathan Laws, @42Cast<\/a><\/p>\n

March of the Porguins. –Geena Phillips, @GeenaCanBlowMe<\/a><\/p>\n

Definitely needs more Porgs. –Tegan Hendrickson, @Artful_Username<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m Locuteness of Porg. — Michael French, @RetroBlasting<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We watched the Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer. These are all the thoughts we could muster as we sat agape before it.\u00a0 (Watch it for yourself. DO IT.)\u00a0   Chewbacca finally uses conditioner. — Deanna Toxopeus, @ubalstecha Where are … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":152,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8],"tags":[38,37,36],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-4-word-reviews","category-star-wars","tag-4-word-reviews","tag-last-jedi","tag-star-wars"],"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n