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Mood: Angry ]
The following being a rebuttal to Ms. Megan Fox’s comments about not wanting to portray Wonder Woman.
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Megan Fox, whom many males find to be the epitome of the female form, and whom many fanboys had hoped would fill in the bountiful bustiere Linda Carter bent beautifully out of shape as Wonder Woman, doesn’t want the role.
In fact, Ms. Fox thinks the amazonian superhero is "lame."
Here’s the text, from MSN’s Wonderwall:
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| To the disappointment of hot and bothered fanboys the world over, Megan Fox won’t be slipping into Wonder Woman’s cleavage-showcasing bustier and full-coverage briefs anytime soon.
"Wonder Woman is a lame superhero," the brunette bombshell opines to London’s Sunday Times. "She flies around in her invisible jet and her weaponry is a lasso that makes you tell the truth. I just don’t get it. Somebody has a big challenge on their hands whoever takes that role, but I don’t want to do it." Not that Fox is worried about being typecast as a hottie, unlike some of her pulchritudinous peers. "Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of," she points out. "And if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all . . . If I show up and give any sort of performance at all, even a mediocre one, everyone will walk away going, ‘Holy s—! Megan did a great job in that movie!’ So I’m an overachiever just by default because of the category I’ve been put in." |
Hm. Lame?
Happily, this clears up several topics for me. I had thought that maybe one day I might see the Transformers movie. Megan Fox is in it? Oh, no need, then. The movie already looked shallow enough when I didn’t know she had a role.
The male reaction to Ms. Fox baffles me. Where are the curves? Have the youth of today become so obsessed with flat screen t.v.s that they’re demanding their women take a similar shape? I’m a curvy woman-liking man, and Wonder Woman, dammit, has curves, so Megan was never a contender. A more full-figured woman (Linda Carter, why didn’t you accept the invitation to be cloned?!), yes. Megan Fox, a FLAT no.
Now that Megan has revealed herself to be have a full-fledged bitchtastic mouth (an overachiever? By "giving any sort of performance"? What, she’s doing porn now, or dinner theater?) , I can put her aside completely.
That is, until she eats her words when DC shows her the amount they’ll pay for her to take up the lasso.
Come back, Linda!
