{"id":6,"date":"2008-09-25T06:14:22","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T06:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/varletsweb\/2008\/09\/25\/baseball-or-bon-jovi\/"},"modified":"2013-07-12T02:49:10","modified_gmt":"2013-07-12T02:49:10","slug":"baseball-or-bon-jovi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/varletsweb\/2008\/09\/25\/baseball-or-bon-jovi\/","title":{"rendered":"Baseball or Bon Jovi?"},"content":{"rendered":"

[<\/strong>\u00a0\"Neutral\" Mood:<\/strong> Neutral\u00a0]<\/strong>
\n[<\/strong> Currently:<\/strong> Staying up past my bedtime — Nyah-nyah!\u00a0]<\/strong>
\nWhich do I hate more? The current promo spot on TBS for their baseball coverage features a song by Jon Bon Jovi which, while slightly less annoying than Dane Cook, is making me want to KILL<\/span><\/span>. Baseball bores me enough without the added value of this insipid ditty that somehow inspires me to rage. The fusion of the two emotions brings on a vertiginous nausea that gives me a better understanding of what makes people bring guns into the workplace. Or watch reality TV… Hey, there’s<\/span> the MUTE button! Problem solved.<\/p>\n

Having said that, I’ll admit that part of my crankiness might be because my ass has fallen asleep and I know the only way to restore circulation is to stand up. I don’t want to stand up. I refuse to be bullied by my buttocks. It’s my<\/span> sittin’ muscle, and I’ll flay it into shape, by gum!<\/p>\n

Whew. Who pulled my string?<\/p>\n

In conclusion,<\/p>\n

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Have a nice day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[\u00a0 Mood: Neutral\u00a0] [ Currently: Staying up past my bedtime — Nyah-nyah!\u00a0] Which do I hate more? The current promo spot on TBS for their baseball coverage features a song by Jon Bon Jovi which, while slightly less annoying than … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-sayin","category-rants"],"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n