{"id":11,"date":"2008-03-04T20:16:34","date_gmt":"2008-03-04T20:16:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/varletsweb\/2008\/03\/04\/tiny-wails-tiny-cries\/"},"modified":"2013-07-12T02:59:00","modified_gmt":"2013-07-12T02:59:00","slug":"tiny-wails-tiny-cries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/varletsweb\/2008\/03\/04\/tiny-wails-tiny-cries\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiny wails, tiny cries."},"content":{"rendered":"

[<\/strong>\u00a0\"Neutral\" Mood:<\/strong> Neutral\u00a0]<\/strong>
\n[<\/strong>\u00a0\"Working Currently:<\/strong> Working \u00a0]<\/strong><\/p>\n

I wanted my first post to be witty, angry and laden with obscure references, armored with enough irony to build Capone’s Caddy…<\/p>\n

Ah, well; can’t all be winners, can they?<\/p>\n

It’s after 2pm, and this joint couldn’t be deader. Unless I was dead. Maybe I’m dead. Is this hell? Would hell smell so much like doughnuts?<\/p>\n

*sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[\u00a0 Mood: Neutral\u00a0] [\u00a0 Currently: Working \u00a0] I wanted my first post to be witty, angry and laden with obscure references, armored with enough irony to build Capone’s Caddy… Ah, well; can’t all be winners, can they? It’s after 2pm, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-sayin"],"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n