[  Mood: Neutral ]
[ Currently: Staying up past my bedtime — Nyah-nyah! ]
Which do I hate more? The current promo spot on TBS for their baseball coverage features a song by Jon Bon Jovi which, while slightly less annoying than Dane Cook, is making me want to KILL. Baseball bores me enough without the added value of this insipid ditty that somehow inspires me to rage. The fusion of the two emotions brings on a vertiginous nausea that gives me a better understanding of what makes people bring guns into the workplace. Or watch reality TV… Hey, there’s the MUTE button! Problem solved.

Having said that, I’ll admit that part of my crankiness might be because my ass has fallen asleep and I know the only way to restore circulation is to stand up. I don’t want to stand up. I refuse to be bullied by my buttocks. It’s my sittin’ muscle, and I’ll flay it into shape, by gum!

Whew. Who pulled my string?

In conclusion,

Have a nice day.