{"id":52,"date":"2011-05-14T01:28:20","date_gmt":"2011-05-14T01:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/ubalblog\/2011\/05\/14\/things-i-learned-today\/"},"modified":"2012-10-19T04:45:29","modified_gmt":"2012-10-19T04:45:29","slug":"things-i-learned-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/ubalblog\/2011\/05\/14\/things-i-learned-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I Learned today"},"content":{"rendered":"

[<\/strong> \"Sleepy\" Mood:<\/strong> Sleepy ]<\/strong>
Thanks to the Internet, I learned today<\/p>\n

1. That I share the same birthday as Bea Arthur, Stephen Colbert, Mary Walsh and my school librarian.<\/p>\n

2. That the guy who played Almanzo on Little House on the Prairie also was Hank Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.<\/p>\n

3. That Almanzo, who used to look like this:<\/p>\n

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(Hence why I was going to marry him when I was 11 and watching reruns.)<\/p>\n

Now looks like this:<\/p>\n

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\n4. Dean Butler, the actor who played Almanzo, now does cabaret. That is billed as perfect for Mother’s Day.<\/p>\n

5. I now have no urge to marry Almanzo Wilder, and may never be able to look at the Little House Almanzo pre-pubescent dewey eyes love again.<\/p>\n

6. Then again, maybe if I only look at this:
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