{"id":390,"date":"2008-02-18T14:26:54","date_gmt":"2008-02-18T14:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/ubalblog\/2008\/02\/18\/i-am-going-to-hell\/"},"modified":"2012-10-19T04:49:29","modified_gmt":"2012-10-19T04:49:29","slug":"i-am-going-to-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/ubalblog\/2008\/02\/18\/i-am-going-to-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Going to Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"

[<\/strong> \"Amused\" Mood:<\/strong> Amused ]<\/strong>
[<\/strong> \"Eating Currently:<\/strong> Eating Breakfast ]<\/strong>
So Husband Unit and I went to the pre-natal class this weekend. Several times my sense of humour got the better of me.<\/p>\n

For example, when the instructor explained that my uterus grows from being able to hold a couple of table spoons to being able to hold 18 pints of liquid (I think it was 18 ), my reaction was "That’s a lot of beer!"<\/p>\n

Apparently, I spoke out loud, cause the husbands around me snorted. The wives, not so much.<\/p>\n

Then the instructor brought out the diagrams of delivery. These diagrams included actual clinical photography. My reaction? "Look! Porn!"<\/p>\n

It was at this point that one of the women moved her husband away from me by switching places with him.<\/p>\n

Husband Unit and I learned a lot this weekend. Most important was that he and I laugh way more than most couples.<\/p>\n

And that I am going to hell when I die.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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