{"id":328,"date":"2008-05-15T11:19:58","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T11:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/ubalblog\/2008\/05\/15\/forget-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull\/"},"modified":"2012-10-19T04:49:20","modified_gmt":"2012-10-19T04:49:20","slug":"forget-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/ubalblog\/2008\/05\/15\/forget-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull\/","title":{"rendered":"Forget Kingdom of the Crystal Skull . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>. . . the next Indiana Jones movie should be about The Fountain of Poo.<\/p>\n<p>I have seen this fountain and it is terrifying.  Terrifying!!!!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to see Indy deal with that.  You can&#8217;t shoot it.  You can&#8217;t use a bullwhip on it.<\/p>\n<p>The fountain of poo makes the Nazis and Russians look like wimps.<\/p>\n<p>The horror!!  The horror!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. . . the next Indiana Jones movie should be about The Fountain of Poo. I have seen this fountain and it is terrifying. Terrifying!!!! I&#8217;d like to see Indy deal with that. You can&#8217;t shoot it. 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