{"id":316,"date":"2008-05-28T14:03:01","date_gmt":"2008-05-28T14:03:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/ubalblog\/2008\/05\/28\/poozooka\/"},"modified":"2012-10-19T04:49:18","modified_gmt":"2012-10-19T04:49:18","slug":"poozooka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/ubalblog\/2008\/05\/28\/poozooka\/","title":{"rendered":"Poozooka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>[<\/strong>&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/images\/weblogs\/mood_shocked.gif\" alt=\"Shocked\" style=\"vertical-align: middle\" border=\"0\" \/> <strong>Mood:<\/strong> Shocked&nbsp;<strong>]<\/strong><br \/>You may remember how I have blogged about the fountain of poop.  I have now seen something far, far more terrifying &#8211; the Poozooka.<\/p>\n<p>This morning, Husband Unit was changing our son when suddenly he projectile pooped.  (The boy, not the Husband Unit.) That&#8217;s right, poop shot out of his butt and across the room.  It stopped a foot away when it hit the diaper wipes box.  Given the speed it was travelling, it would have gone further, so we count ourselves lucky.<\/p>\n<p>My boy has revealed his mutant power.  He will be able to use his ability to poop to blow badguys out of the sky.  As a bonus it will fertilize the garden.  Beware, enemies of Canada, we know have a weapon of mass destruction &#8211; well beyond Celine Dion.  <\/p>\n<p>Although, as his mother, I am concerned about what his costume is going to look like.  And will I have to make it.  And will hemroids be his kryptonite?<\/p>\n<p>We will keep you informed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[&nbsp; Mood: Shocked&nbsp;]You may remember how I have blogged about the fountain of poop. I have now seen something far, far more terrifying &#8211; the Poozooka. This morning, Husband Unit was changing our son when suddenly he projectile pooped. 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