{"id":199,"date":"2009-01-19T23:06:24","date_gmt":"2009-01-19T23:06:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/ubalblog\/2009\/01\/19\/would-be-assasins-take-note\/"},"modified":"2012-10-19T04:47:03","modified_gmt":"2012-10-19T04:47:03","slug":"would-be-assasins-take-note","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/ubalblog\/2009\/01\/19\/would-be-assasins-take-note\/","title":{"rendered":"Would Be Assasins Take Note"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>[<\/strong>&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/images\/weblogs\/mood_amused.gif\" alt=\"Amused\" style=\"vertical-align: middle\" border=\"0\" \/> <strong>Mood:<\/strong> Amused&nbsp;<strong>]<\/strong><br \/><strong>[<\/strong>&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/images\/weblogs\/action_watch.gif\" alt=\"Watching My son sneak up on Husband Unit - repeatedly\" style=\"vertical-align: middle\" border=\"0\" \/> <strong>Currently:<\/strong> Watching My son sneak up on Husband Unit &#8211; repeatedly&nbsp;<strong>]<\/strong><br \/>I just had a thought about anyone who thinks they can assasinate Barak Obama during the inauguration.<\/p>\n<p>For your own sake, don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Because any fool who pulls a gun out tomorrow will find themselves beaten into a pulp by the crowd.  That&#8217;s right, grannies with their purses, formerly disenfranchised youth, Hollywood celebrities by the limo load, heck even ObamaGirl and Oprah are going to lay down a smackdown that will make those wolves Palin shot from the helicopter feel sorry for you.  Trust me, the secret service will not be able to make it to you in time.<\/p>\n<p>And all of this will happen as the crowd chants,<\/p>\n<p>&quot;No, you can&#8217;t! No, you can&#8217;t! No, you can&#8217;t!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>So those of you with murderous intensions tomorrow, stay home.  Have some Ovaltine instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[&nbsp; Mood: Amused&nbsp;][&nbsp; Currently: Watching My son sneak up on Husband Unit &#8211; repeatedly&nbsp;]I just had a thought about anyone who thinks they can assasinate Barak Obama during the inauguration. For your own sake, don&#8217;t. 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