Jan 09
2008

Belly Laughs – A Quick Review

[ Sleepy Mood: Sleepy ]
[ Listening to CBC Radio One Currently: Listening to CBC Radio One ]
Jenny McCarthy is a comedienne and a former Playmate. She has chronicled her pregnancy experiences in the book Belly Laughs.

And let me tell you, it is funny and informative.

In typical, crass Jenny humour she talks about parts of pregnancy that many, more serious, books miss or gloss over. Most memorable of these is the revelation that most women poop on the delivery table. Jenny freaks out at this information and begins to make plans to ensure it doesn’t happen to her. But by the time that delivery comes, she falls into the category of "I don’t give a damn what else is ejected by me, get this baby out."

I laughed and laughed and laughed at this book. Then I read sections out to the Husband Unit, who laughed and laughed and laughed.

In addition, her take on things like kicking was actually a wake up call for me. I have been whining about the recreation of the 1999 Rockets Christmas show that is happening in my belly nightly. I am talking 2:30 am here people. But Jenny points out that as long as the baby is kicking, it is okay. Talk about changing perspective. So now, I enjoy the Broadway spectacular, cause I know the baby’s alive and kicking as it were.

A fun book. Read it if you or you SO are expecting. Read it even if you are not.

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Jan 06
2008

Days of Our Lives – Another One Back from the Dead

[ Evil Mood: Evil ]
[ Watching Coronation Street Currently: Watching Coronation Street ]
I have waxed poetic on this site before about Days of Our Lives being genre fiction. And so has Joe. And some of you have hurled at the thought, but I have further justification.

They are bringing John Black back from the dead.

Why is this significant?

Well they just killed him.

Normally in the soap world, people are killed off and then we wait a while before they are brought back. This gives the actor some time to try other projects before coming back. Like Patch. He was gone for a decade or so. Did some other TV, did some other soaps and some forgettable movies.

But not John. He’s barely gone a month and he’s coming back.

Now you might think that I would be happy with these turn of events, but no, I’m not. Drake Hogestyn (the actor who plays John) is not a master thespian. He and his on screen love Marlena (played by Deidre Hall) are such melodramatic over actors. In addition, the botox and plastic surgery have rendered their faces immovable. Watching the two of them on screen is like watching a pair of Japanese androids do Romeo and Juliet.

As much as I love the Days, this is not a good thing.

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Jan 03
2008

Making an Idiot of Yourself for a Big Screen TV

[ Happy Mood: Happy ]
My godchild, Norah a.k.a. Mittens, is featured prominently in this CBC contest by her father, my former cadet and unofficial adopted son, Chris.

The prizes for the CBC contest are very exciting. First prize is a trip for four to a dinner, and then the following day being flown to two different NHL hockey games and watching a third one on a home theatre system that you can take home. The second prize is way more exciting to me, a front loading washer and dryer. WHOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!

How sad is it that I want the washer and dryer over the NHL games? Should I turn in my Canadian citizenship?

Watch and vote for her or the other choices. You will have to register to vote.

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Jan 02
2008

A Conversation I Would Enjoy

[ Sick Mood: Sick ]
[ Eating Breakfast Currently: Eating Breakfast ]
Last night, I put up a quick review where I referenced Rex Murphy.

Now admittedly he looks like Gollumn

But don’t let that fool you. This guy has a vocabulary your grade 8 English teacher would swoon over. Polysyllabic doesn’t come close.

And as I thought of him, I thought of Tim Gunn.

My buddy Tim, as I think of him, is the mentor on Bravo’s Project Runway. He routinely uses words like verklempt.

So I thought that a conversation between the two of them would be a wonderful verbal tennis match. Although Rex would not be able to talk about style at all, and I don’t think that Tim would know anything about Canadian Politics.

Of course, you may (or may not) ask who would I rather hang out with. Easy, Tim Gunn. He could be my birthing coach any day.

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Jan 02
2008

The Sunday Philosophy Club – A Quick Review

[ Sleepy Mood: Sleepy ]
[ Currently: Getting ready for bed. ]
The Sunday Philosophy Club is by the famed author Alexander Mccall Smith, who has also written the Number One Ladies Detective Agency mysteries.

This book, part of a new series, is about Isabel Dalhousie, a rich editor of a philosophy journal. She and I have sooooo much in common. While at the theatre, she witness a young man fall to his death. Isabel becomes obsessed with finding out why this happened.

The book was recommended by the CBC, specifically Rex Murphy, a fairly loquacious host on the mother corps. And as promised it does have lots of literary references, but I found it slow moving and dull at times.

Meh.

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Jan 01
2008

Happy New Year People!

[ Happy Mood: Happy ]
Happy New Year from Ottawa

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Dec 30
2007

Death Masks – A Quick Review

[ Hypnotized Mood: Hypnotized ]
[ Watching Australia's Next Top Model Currently: Watching Australia’s Next Top Model ]
I finished the latest Dresden Files book, Death Masks and I have to say, Jim Butcher is fast becoming a recommended author for me.

This installment sees Harry hired to recover the Shroud of Turin, which has been stolen. In addition, he has to contend with a challenge to a duel by a noble of the Red Court. Add to that the fact that Susan is back in town and you have a heady mix of adventure and humour.

Butcher is not shy about developing characters. Too many mystery authors have their main characters hover in neutral, never growing in response to their dilemmas. In this book we see Harry and Susan struggling to come to terms with their relationship now that she has been bitten by, but not yet become a vampire.

Harry is also once again working with Michael and negotiating a very careful relationship with Michael’s wife, Charity. Also appearing in this book is Michael’s daughter, Molly, who appears to be rebelling. I look forward to seeing more of her.

Overall, a fun read. Go get this.

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Dec 29
2007

TCU wins the Texas Bowl

[ Silly Mood: Silly ]
[ Watching Days of Our Lives - WHAT?!? Currently: Watching Days of Our Lives – WHAT?!? ]
I am not much of a sports fan. You may remember me jumping on the Senators bandwagon about cup time, but that is mandatory in Ottawa.

But I do have one weakness, College Football. Specifically Texas Christian University Horned Frogs.

Why you ask, when I am nowhere near Texas? Well, the concept of a Christian University have a team named after an animal that could be mistaken for a horny toad is hilarious to me.

After I first found the team, I followed them and fell in love. So every year at this time, I try and track down when they are playing in the bowl schedule so I can watch and cheer.

They played yesterday in the Texas Bowl. And, as mentioned in the title, they won! Unfortunately, it was not broadcast on a channel I get. So no TCU for me. Sigh.

But I am still happy.

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Dec 28
2007

Shopping with a Pregnant Woman

[ Distorted Mood: Distorted ]
[ Eating Breakfast - Blood Orange Tea and Organic Shreddies Knockoff Currently: Eating Breakfast – Blood Orange Tea and Organic Shreddies Knockoff ]
So yesterday the Maternal Unit and I went shopping for some maternity clothes for me. It was a Christmas present from her to me.

Now I hate shopping for clothes. I don’t like to play the game "Do I look pretty in this?" or "Does this make my butt look big?" or "Love it, but it shows too much cleavage for work." Still, because of the pregnancy, my shirts are beginning to be to tight. And not in the belly area. I was like a 18w/2x before the pregnancy, but given that I have technically lost weight (the doctor knows and she is fine with that) I am now most likely a 16x/1x or smaller once the baby is factored in.

No, no, it is my fabulous stripper boobs that are causing most of the problems. And given that I am a teacher of boys just hitting puberty, I can’t be showing off those too much.

My strategy in this pregnancy is to buy one size up from my current size. I have tried to buy clothes in a maternity store that purports to cater to plus size women. That experience at Motherhood Maternity was overwhelming negative. And when I contacted corporate HQ, they didn’t really seem to care about that. "We’re the only ones in Canada with plus sized maternity clothes," was their attitude. Translation, shut up fat chick, you are at our mercy.

So we hit a new retail development near my houses. We went to Reitmans, a Canadian chain that sells plus size clothing. We immediately went to their Encore (read plus size) section to look at the tops you have. After a few minutes, I had quite an armload of tops to try on. At this point I began looking for a sales person to help me. There were plenty in the store, which was not that busy. Two young women, one with red hair and one with longer, dark curly hair were within view, but they seem to be more interested in loudly chatting about what their holidays were like rather than actually helping anyone.

About five minutes later I had pretty much combed the Encore section for tops. I headed to the changerooms and waited for someone to direct me to where they wanted me to go. No one appeared. I was in fact one of about four or five women wondering what to do. One woman said "I guess we have to wait for someone to help us." My answer was "We’ll be waiting a while given what a good job they are doing of ignoring us." That brought some cynical chuckles from the other women. I guess I wasn’t the only one feeling neglected. At this point I walked into an empty room and started trying on my selections.

Luckily, when I needed an different size it was my mother who did the running, not the store’s staff. At one point during this process, I noticed the red headed salesperson was now helping customers while still continuing her loud conversation with the dark haired young woman. I passed the young darkhaired woman, who was now at the front of the changing area putting away unwanted clothes, everytime I went out to show my mother a new top. She looked at me several times and clearly overhead my conversation to my mother about needing another size. At no time did she ever offer to help us or get us another salesperson to help.

As my changing room session wound down to its end, a third salesperson happened by and asked if I needed any help. I told her that she was the first person to stop and offer to help, even though I had been in the store for awhile. I joked that I thought the store should give my mother the commissions on the sales given all the help she had given me. The woman mentioned that they don’t work on commission. I then said they should pay my mom an hourly rate. Then this young woman said the strangest thing. She said that she wouldn’t have thought to help me given that my mother was already helping me. This comment lead to a bit of sarcasm between my mom and I later when she couldn’t remember where a top was and I had to point it out to her. My mother said "I better learn the layout of the merchandise given that I am your only help."

I went back into the changeroom to finish up. As I came out, the long dark haired young woman from earlier came by my changeroom. She gave me a bizarre look. I didn’t think anything of it until my mother mentioned after we left that the third salesperson had spoken to an assistant manager who had gone to speak to the dark haired young woman. The assistant manager had told her that they’d had a complaint and could this woman please check up on customers. The salesperson began to complain. The assistant manager cut her off, saying "it’s not a big deal, just do it please." I guess that explained the look. She still never spoke to me.

I ended up selecting three tops, for a total of $117.00. The red headed salesperson ended up being the one to ring us through. She seemed surprised that I was buying two full price tops.

At this point I am on the fence about returning to that chain. I liked the tops I bought, but the service left something to be desired. Perhaps if I do return, I will come alone, as apparently bringing a friend or family member means I have to fend for myself.

Contrast that to my experience at Thyme Maternity next door. First, the salesperson greeted us promptly and set up a changeroom for me right away. Second, they had xxl sized pants! With the stretchy belly band! They fit like a dream.

Reitman’s and Thyme are owned by the same parent company, yet the experience is soooooo different. And I have contacted corporate in both cases. We’ll see what they say.

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Dec 27
2007

Ill Wind – A Quick Review

[ Happy Mood: Happy ]
[ Listening to CBC Radio One Currently: Listening to CBC Radio One ]
Joanne Bladwin can control wind and air. This makes her a "weather Warden", someone who can control the weather. Apparently Mother Nature send weather to wipe us off the Earth. Weather Wardens help control that weather to make the world a safe place for you and me to live.

The Dinosaurs are extinct because they had no Weather Wardens.

But Joanne is in trouble. She is accused of murder and on the run. The rest of the Weather Wardens are out to get her and she’s managed to pick up a demon mark.

A fun romp, with an ending you don’t really see coming. I am wondering how she will continue the series. Cause she does.

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