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Mood: Happy ]
[ Currently: Waiting for Husabnd Unit to come home with bread to make me ]
So Stupid.com released a list of 10 stupid gifts for the holiday season.
The problem? No where on his site can you find a page dedicated to that list. Come on Mr. Stupid, stop living up to you name!
So I have taken it upon myself to track down the list, link to it and add some snarky goodness. As I thank you, don’t buy me somthing from the list.
1. Mistletoe To Go
If you use this you are either a) desperate, b) begging for a sexual harassment lawsuit or c) lost a bet.
2. The Hillary Nutcracker
Well, I guess someone had to make the joke. You know a woman in power being so threatening to the average guy. I wonder if she uses this on Bill?
3. Slingshot Monkey
I know two people who have one of these. What does that say about me?
4. Larry Craig Action Figure
How many of these is Jon Stewart going to get for Hanuka?
5. Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon Candy
What rednecks use to freshen their breath.
6. Inflatable Moosehead
Clearly this was not invented, maybe named would be a better term, by anyone who has ever seen a moose. In the flesh. Or on TV. Or on a beer lable. Or on a coin. Or has hit one with their car. This is clearly a deer.
7. Electronic Yodeling Pickle
As you can see, I could not find this one at Stupid.com, because their navigation and search engine match their name. Anywhoo, onto the product. Someone clearly thought this needed to be invented. Why is not for you or I to know.
8. Poo-lar Bear Candy
Too me the saddest thing about this gift is that they are sold out. That means there are enough 10 year-olds (or people who have senses of humour like them) out there to buy this crap. (Excuse the pun.) Stock up on water people, the end of days is coming.
9. Get Off the Phone Excuse Machine
This one seems kind of useful for people without backbones. Just tell them you have to go. If they don’t understand, are they really your friend?
10. USB dancer
The sad, sad thing about this one is all she does is spin around. The legs don’t move. She doesn’t flip upside down. Let me revise that. The sad, sad thing about this one is that there are people reading this who are reaching for their credit cards.