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Why Have You Not Bought Me This?

[  Mood: Hypnotized ]
[ Currently: Breastfeeding My Son ]
So Christmas is coming, and you are probably thinking "What should I get Ubalstecha?"

Never fear, I have a suggestion. This:

Yes, Black Canary Barbie.

For a mere $40, you can bring a smile to the face of me, Ubalstecha. Think of the warmth you will feel knowing that I am opening up the gift and playing with it Christmas morning. Think of how much happier you would feel if you gave me two. One to play with and one to leave in its original packaging.

And Mattel, think of how wonderful you will feel if you make Green Arrow Ken.

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