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Mood: Amused ]
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Currently: Eating Breakfast ]
So Husband Unit and I went to the pre-natal class this weekend. Several times my sense of humour got the better of me.
For example, when the instructor explained that my uterus grows from being able to hold a couple of table spoons to being able to hold 18 pints of liquid (I think it was 18 ), my reaction was "That’s a lot of beer!"
Apparently, I spoke out loud, cause the husbands around me snorted. The wives, not so much.
Then the instructor brought out the diagrams of delivery. These diagrams included actual clinical photography. My reaction? "Look! Porn!"
It was at this point that one of the women moved her husband away from me by switching places with him.
Husband Unit and I learned a lot this weekend. Most important was that he and I laugh way more than most couples.
And that I am going to hell when I die.