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Some More Zealot Top Tens

[  Mood: Sleepy ]
[  Currently: Watching Coronation Street ]
Since I love the ego srufing, I present to you some top ten entries of mine from Zealot

Top Ten Ways to Tell The Blair Witch Project Was Fake
2.The best she’s ever had? Yeah, right. Oh, I thought you meant the Top 10 ways you could tell the Blair Witch was faking it.

Top FIFTEEN Changes in Dungeons & Dragons Version 3.0
15.Convenient places to hang the chip bags, drinks, catheters and colostomy bags to cut down on those pesky snack and bathroom breaks.

Top Ten Things Overheard on the Set of Universal Soldier 2
9."Mr. Van Dam, sir, Mr. White and Mr. Goldberg do not want to participate in a butt beauty contest."

Top Ten Complaints of the New Batgirl
10.DC revamps the universe: Robin gets a new costume and a pneumatically enhanced girlfriend; Batgirl gets a wheelchair.

The Top Ten Ways To Tell The Lord of the Rings Has Gone Over-Budget
1.Liv Tyler has been replaced by Judge Judy.

The Top TWENTY Reasons Buffy Will Not Go Out With You
6.Angel: Says nothing because he is brooding.
You: Say nothing because you are stuttering.

The Top 10 Naughty Escapades of Sci-Fi Characters
9.Do you really want to know what Kosh does inside that encounter suit?

Top Ten Reasons Not To Remake Classic Sci-Fi
5.[A 4-way tie!] Because CGI lacks the down-home charm of egg cartons spraypainted silver. … "Mars needs women!", while cute in the 50s, is not politically correct enough for the 90s… Does anyone really want to see Gil Gerard in spandex again? … Not even the Star Wars franchise can withstand another Christmas special.

Top 15 Things Sci-Fi Fans Have To Be Thankful For
11.That Star Trek has chosen to portray women as intelligent beings, valued for their brains over beauty. (You have no idea how hard it is to keep a straight face when I type that).

Top (Fif)Te(e)n Signs Your Network Hates Your T.V. Show
1.The only promotion they are willing to do for the show involves Internet chain letters.

Top Ten Ways Christmas Will Be Different 500 Years From Now!
4.Ever since the apocalypse, the complaints have been that Christmas isn’t commercial enough.

Top 15 Sci-Fi Christmas Songs
8."Do You Sense what I Sense?"

Top 10 Rejected X-Men Movie Costumes
7.The all metalllic body paint looked real cool, but given what happened to it in the underwaterfight scene . . .

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