They put a new locks on the doors…

[ Mood: Cool ]
Guess there must’ve been a rash of break-ins. After all, who wouldn’t want *me* around?

Okay, I saw the Web Flick Tuesday. Not as bad as I thought it might be, but not as good either. And, for those of you who revere "Saturday Night Live", AVOID THIS MOVIE. You will hate without end. That’s all I’m saying, unless you provide Little Debbie Frosted Fudge Cakes. Then I’ll tell you all the secrets of the Multicosm (formerly known as the Cosmos- had to change it, because I can’t spell the word the same way every time. Curse of geeeeeeniuuuuuuuuuus…)

Also, I’ve come to ask how many of you reading this have read "Civil War". Not to see how many stirring moral and ethical debates I can engage in, but to see how many suckers I can hit up for a quick twenty.

You all got *taken* like UFO abductees. And you know it, deep down inside. Sure, you say that there was the thrilling point-counterpoint between the Soldier and the Politician, the quandry between the rights of individuals and the safety of the state, the really cool battle in which the Thor clone kicked much a$$.

You got HOSED, folks. You missed the *real* story of the season, "Annihilation". A *real* threat, real fights, real funny lines. I’ll say no more. Go. Buy. Read. If you don’t like them, too frelling bad. No refunds. Besides, none of you know where I live.

Next big thing in anime? My money’s on "Black Lagoon". Pirates, matey. Modern-day ones, with fast boats, big guns and bad attitudes. Hits stores on the 22nd of this month. First copy’s mine. And I’ll still be swinging from the rafters. Promise. Airtime’s a premium thing.

Okay, I’m gone. You can all breathe now. Except for the guy over there in western Illinois. Just pass out.

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