{"id":29,"date":"2012-10-30T14:03:18","date_gmt":"2012-10-30T19:03:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/?p=29"},"modified":"2012-10-30T14:03:18","modified_gmt":"2012-10-30T19:03:18","slug":"the-one-ring-the-hungry-trolls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/the-one-ring-the-hungry-trolls\/","title":{"rendered":"The One Ring \u2014 The Hungry Trolls"},"content":{"rendered":"

A drinking song by Kester Proudfoot, inspired by his and his friends’ adventure in the Trollshaws.<\/em><\/p>\n

A troll named Bert and brother Ollie, and their brother Trollkin, too,
\nchased a goat across the Trollshaws, for their goat-and-gravel stew.
\nBert said, \u201cI\u2019ve heard of better food, from our old dad who weren\u2019t a liar.
\nI can smell them from afar: those tasty hobbits of the Shire!\u201d<\/p>\n

Block the door, lads, with the footstool for the trolls are out to play!<\/p>\n

Bert and Ollie went a-hunting, and came little Trollkin, too,
\nfrom the Bounds to Little Delving, hunting hobbits for their stew.
\nThey found the hobbits locked away, inside a larder deep and cold,
\nand they learned a frightened hobbit\u2019s even hungrier than trolls!<\/p>\n

Block the door, lads, with the footstool for the trolls are out to play!<\/p>\n

O\u2019er the grumbling of his belly, Trollkin heard a fearful sound.
\n\u201cIt\u2019s the finch!\u201d he cried in terror, \u201cand now morning\u2019s come around!\u201d
\nBert and Ollie went a-running, for the Sun was so unkind,
\nbut poor Trollkin was the slower and they left him far behind.<\/p>\n

Block the door, lads, with the footstool for the trolls are out to play!<\/p>\n

Hobbits came out of their larder as the day began to dawn.
\nHungry Trollkin stopped to grab a lazy hobbit as she yawned.
\nIn the Sun he turned to stone, on that fine morning in the Shire,
\nand there\u2019s naught left now of Trollkin but a footstool by the fire!<\/p>\n

Prop your feet upon the footstool for the trolls have gone away!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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