{"id":27,"date":"2012-10-30T14:00:50","date_gmt":"2012-10-30T19:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/?p=27"},"modified":"2012-10-30T14:12:05","modified_gmt":"2012-10-30T19:12:05","slug":"five-weedy-goblins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/","title":{"rendered":"The One Ring \u2014 Five Weedy Goblins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>A song by Kester Proudfoot, inspired by his and his friends&#8217; own unhappy run-in with goblins in the Misty Mountains, far from Greenfields.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Five weedy old goblins from mountain-cave cold<br \/>\nHeard of a fine hobbit come far from his hole<br \/>\n\u201cWe\u2019ll feast on his fat,\u201d said the goblin-chief bold,<br \/>\nForgetting how Golfimbul\u2019s goblin-head rolled.<\/p>\n<p>In Greenfields a goblin named Golfimbul came<br \/>\nTo fill up his larder and win goblin fame,<br \/>\nBut Golfimbul\u2019s goblins fled crying in shame<br \/>\nWhen a hobbit named Took with a stout club took aim!<\/p>\n<p>Old Bandobras Took was a hobbit renowned<br \/>\nFor towering over all hobbits around.<br \/>\nHis height every tailor\u2019s yardstick would confound:<br \/>\nA yard and a half from his toes to his crown!<\/p>\n<p>This leader of Tooks met Golfimbul one morn.<br \/>\nNo sword did he bear, with but cudgel adorned.<br \/>\nBut a swing and a thump and a goblin was shorn \u2014<br \/>\nAnd Golfimbul without his head was forlorn.<\/p>\n<p>Five goblins from chilly caves, bellies all ringing,<br \/>\nLay waiting in muck and then all came up springing \u2014<br \/>\nBut a hobbit-lad\u2019s knife and thrown rock all a-stinging<br \/>\nLeft five goblins dead and one fine hobbit singing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A song by Kester Proudfoot, inspired by his and his friends&#8217; own unhappy run-in with goblins in the Misty Mountains, far from Greenfields. Five weedy old goblins from mountain-cave cold Heard of a fine hobbit come far from his hole \u201cWe\u2019ll feast on his fat,\u201d said the goblin-chief bold, Forgetting how Golfimbul\u2019s goblin-head rolled. In&#8230;&nbsp;(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/\">read more<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-one-ring"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>The One Ring \u2014 Five Weedy Goblins - Roll for Ragnarok<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The One Ring \u2014 Five Weedy Goblins - Roll for Ragnarok\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A song by Kester Proudfoot, inspired by his and his friends&#8217; own unhappy run-in with goblins in the Misty Mountains, far from Greenfields. Five weedy old goblins from mountain-cave cold Heard of a fine hobbit come far from his hole \u201cWe\u2019ll feast on his fat,\u201d said the goblin-chief bold, Forgetting how Golfimbul\u2019s goblin-head rolled. In...&nbsp;(read more)\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Roll for Ragnarok\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2012-10-30T19:00:50+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2012-10-30T19:12:05+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Shane\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Shane\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/2012\\\/10\\\/30\\\/five-weedy-goblins\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/2012\\\/10\\\/30\\\/five-weedy-goblins\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Shane\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/836cd6f03c51581f3f0ffa3127fa806a\"},\"headline\":\"The One Ring \u2014 Five Weedy Goblins\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-10-30T19:00:50+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2012-10-30T19:12:05+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/2012\\\/10\\\/30\\\/five-weedy-goblins\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":201,\"commentCount\":1,\"articleSection\":[\"The One Ring\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/2012\\\/10\\\/30\\\/five-weedy-goblins\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/2012\\\/10\\\/30\\\/five-weedy-goblins\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/2012\\\/10\\\/30\\\/five-weedy-goblins\\\/\",\"name\":\"The One Ring \u2014 Five Weedy Goblins - Roll for Ragnarok\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2012-10-30T19:00:50+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2012-10-30T19:12:05+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/836cd6f03c51581f3f0ffa3127fa806a\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/2012\\\/10\\\/30\\\/five-weedy-goblins\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/2012\\\/10\\\/30\\\/five-weedy-goblins\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/2012\\\/10\\\/30\\\/five-weedy-goblins\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"The One Ring \u2014 Five Weedy Goblins\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/\",\"name\":\"Roll for Ragnarok\",\"description\":\"Thrilling tales from the gaming table!\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/836cd6f03c51581f3f0ffa3127fa806a\",\"name\":\"Shane\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/3afc6a0ef20f098191da4cee91aefaf186bd180cb718b6cead29e709996bfec4?s=96&d=blank&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/3afc6a0ef20f098191da4cee91aefaf186bd180cb718b6cead29e709996bfec4?s=96&d=blank&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/3afc6a0ef20f098191da4cee91aefaf186bd180cb718b6cead29e709996bfec4?s=96&d=blank&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Shane\"},\"description\":\"Lifelong gamer and longtime game publisher. Founder of RevolutionSF.com. Partner and managing editor at Arc Dream Publishing (arcdream.com). Editor-in-chief of The Unspeakable Oath (theunspeakableoath.com). Developer of Delta Green (delta-green.com).\",\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/www.arcdream.com\",\"https:\\\/\\\/x.com\\\/shaneivey\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/rollforragnarok\\\/author\\\/shaneivey\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"The One Ring \u2014 Five Weedy Goblins - Roll for Ragnarok","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"The One Ring \u2014 Five Weedy Goblins - Roll for Ragnarok","og_description":"A song by Kester Proudfoot, inspired by his and his friends&#8217; own unhappy run-in with goblins in the Misty Mountains, far from Greenfields. Five weedy old goblins from mountain-cave cold Heard of a fine hobbit come far from his hole \u201cWe\u2019ll feast on his fat,\u201d said the goblin-chief bold, Forgetting how Golfimbul\u2019s goblin-head rolled. In...&nbsp;(read more)","og_url":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/","og_site_name":"Roll for Ragnarok","article_published_time":"2012-10-30T19:00:50+00:00","article_modified_time":"2012-10-30T19:12:05+00:00","author":"Shane","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Shane","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/"},"author":{"name":"Shane","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/#\/schema\/person\/836cd6f03c51581f3f0ffa3127fa806a"},"headline":"The One Ring \u2014 Five Weedy Goblins","datePublished":"2012-10-30T19:00:50+00:00","dateModified":"2012-10-30T19:12:05+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/"},"wordCount":201,"commentCount":1,"articleSection":["The One Ring"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/","url":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/","name":"The One Ring \u2014 Five Weedy Goblins - Roll for Ragnarok","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/#website"},"datePublished":"2012-10-30T19:00:50+00:00","dateModified":"2012-10-30T19:12:05+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/#\/schema\/person\/836cd6f03c51581f3f0ffa3127fa806a"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/2012\/10\/30\/five-weedy-goblins\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"The One Ring \u2014 Five Weedy Goblins"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/","name":"Roll for Ragnarok","description":"Thrilling tales from the gaming table!","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/#\/schema\/person\/836cd6f03c51581f3f0ffa3127fa806a","name":"Shane","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/3afc6a0ef20f098191da4cee91aefaf186bd180cb718b6cead29e709996bfec4?s=96&d=blank&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/3afc6a0ef20f098191da4cee91aefaf186bd180cb718b6cead29e709996bfec4?s=96&d=blank&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/3afc6a0ef20f098191da4cee91aefaf186bd180cb718b6cead29e709996bfec4?s=96&d=blank&r=g","caption":"Shane"},"description":"Lifelong gamer and longtime game publisher. Founder of RevolutionSF.com. Partner and managing editor at Arc Dream Publishing (arcdream.com). Editor-in-chief of The Unspeakable Oath (theunspeakableoath.com). Developer of Delta Green (delta-green.com).","sameAs":["http:\/\/www.arcdream.com","https:\/\/x.com\/shaneivey"],"url":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/author\/shaneivey\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions\/37"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/rollforragnarok\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}