{"id":71,"date":"2007-09-09T11:59:01","date_gmt":"2007-09-09T11:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/novaatlantis\/2007\/09\/09\/clean-is-happy\/"},"modified":"2012-10-03T01:56:11","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T01:56:11","slug":"clean-is-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/novaatlantis\/2007\/09\/09\/clean-is-happy\/","title":{"rendered":"Clean Is Happy!"},"content":{"rendered":"

[<\/strong> \"Amused\" Mood:<\/strong> Amused ]<\/strong>
My friend Jan is going to visit us in Japan soon, and I wanted to show her why she’ll actually need training to use our sci-fi toilet. So I googled "Washlet," and found the Toto company’s American website.<\/a> It is a trip. I never knew butts could be so happy! And why do those people seem like cultists?<\/p>\n

Warning: Not safe for work if your employer considers a bunch of attractive naked butts with smiley faces on them to be pornography.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[  Mood: Amused ]My friend Jan is going to visit us in Japan soon, and I wanted to show her why she’ll actually need training to use our sci-fi toilet. So I googled "Washlet," and found the Toto company’s American website. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n