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[<\/strong> \"Amused\" Mood:<\/strong> Amused ]<\/strong>
My friend Jan is going to visit us in Japan soon, and I wanted to show her why she’ll actually need training to use our sci-fi toilet. So I googled "Washlet," and found the Toto company’s American website.<\/a> It is a trip. I never knew butts could be so happy! And why do those people seem like cultists?<\/p>\n

Warning: Not safe for work if your employer considers a bunch of attractive naked butts with smiley faces on them to be pornography.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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