Aaaand, here’s a video of a baby dwarf hamster easting his first broccoli.

Why, you ask? Because it’s cute. In today’s world, sometimes we see things online that can actually damage our souls. Like this. What? You looked at that?? Why did you look at that when I told you it would damage your soul? Quick! Look at the hamster video! There–now don’t you feel better?

It’s called a unicorn chaser. So now you have a quick unicorn chaser for emergencies.

By the way, if you did look at the soul-damaging picture, and are still going WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!–it’s a botfly larva being removed from a human eye. There. Now go watch the hamster kicking his little feet with joy again. Ahhhhh.