{"id":81,"date":"2008-04-06T22:59:30","date_gmt":"2008-04-06T22:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/heartofthemachine\/2008\/04\/06\/drink-up\/"},"modified":"2008-04-06T22:59:30","modified_gmt":"2008-04-06T22:59:30","slug":"drink-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/heartofthemachine\/2008\/04\/06\/drink-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Drink Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"

This has nothing to do with genre, but I feel compelled to comment.<\/p>\n

KD’s laws of bars.<\/p>\n

1. The guy with the most nauseating cheap ass cigar will sit down next to you.<\/p>\n

2. They braying pack of hyenas loud group of women will sit next to you.<\/p>\n

3. Your beer will be on special, but will be lukewarm because they are selling so much of it.<\/p>\n

4. If you find a haven of peace to drink in calm somebody will come over to babble at you about nothing.<\/p>\n

5. Buy shots for no-one! Unless they buy one for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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