{"id":74,"date":"2008-05-09T09:31:22","date_gmt":"2008-05-09T09:31:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/heartofthemachine\/2008\/05\/09\/time-to-stop-this\/"},"modified":"2008-05-09T09:31:22","modified_gmt":"2008-05-09T09:31:22","slug":"time-to-stop-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/heartofthemachine\/2008\/05\/09\/time-to-stop-this\/","title":{"rendered":"time to stop this"},"content":{"rendered":"

Things I want to do to every celebrity I just read on the list of outrageous demands.<\/p>\n

\n-Look them in the eye, constantly…agressively.<\/p>\n

-Call them by name, often.<\/p>\n

-If they have a ‘room schema’ give them the opposite.<\/p>\n

-Spill drinks on them unapologetically.<\/p>\n

-Kill the breakers during thier ‘ground breaking’ performance.<\/p>\n

-Be finished with them, convince others to be finished with them and cut thier self importance off.<\/p>\n

So many others need the money and resources these jackals devour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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