{"id":71,"date":"2008-05-19T15:17:42","date_gmt":"2008-05-19T15:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/heartofthemachine\/2008\/05\/19\/ah-irony\/"},"modified":"2008-05-19T15:17:42","modified_gmt":"2008-05-19T15:17:42","slug":"ah-irony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/heartofthemachine\/2008\/05\/19\/ah-irony\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah irony"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am both a book-keeper’s son, and I don’t want to be taken alive<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I don’t know about that hurting no one bit, I can think of a few people I would like to kick in the shins, or just generally beat up. I think, even though he is a boxer trained at whuppin’ midgets (i.e. people his size) I could take Uwe Boll.<\/p>\n

In fact I throw the gauntlet down…I will fight you Uwe (as a rep of RevSF if they let me); and I will stomp you like a bug.<\/p>\n

Also I would like to renew my combat card to fight Warren Ellis.<\/p>\n

Kind of because he is an (entertaining) douchebag, and someone needs to have ridiculously challenged him to hand to hand combat as well.<\/p>\n

So Joe send out the invites, I will fight both of those punks. I will even wear my luchador mask.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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