{"id":114,"date":"2007-12-20T03:07:25","date_gmt":"2007-12-20T03:07:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/heartofthemachine\/2007\/12\/20\/presents\/"},"modified":"2007-12-20T03:07:25","modified_gmt":"2007-12-20T03:07:25","slug":"presents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/heartofthemachine\/2007\/12\/20\/presents\/","title":{"rendered":"presents"},"content":{"rendered":"

[<\/strong> \"Amused\" Mood:<\/strong> Amused ]<\/strong>
Being a pretty unabashed athiest I could care less about christmas, but I, in a weird way, like taking advantage of this time of year to buy people goofy gifts.<\/p>\n

So here is a brief list of some of the yotz that I bought people this end of the year season.<\/p>\n

1. My good buddy Craig: A pair of pirate TV trays<\/a> for his living room. I admit this was somewhat self serving because I eat lunch over there now and then, but they are still really cool.<\/p>\n

2. My girlfriend Becky: A copy of the Principia Discordia<\/a>. Among other things; she is getting multi-gifted. She never has read it.<\/p>\n

3. A metric assload of bowling shirts for people both in my real life and virtual life. This summer I fell in love with the shirts from Bowling Shirt dot com<\/a> bought a bunch of them and now want everyone else in the world to wear them.<\/p>\n

4 A black Sumo Omni<\/a> for the house my girl lives in with her roommates Mike and Amy. I think they will all fall in sumo love like I have.<\/p>\n

There are other gifts floating out there but they aren’t quite as fun as the top four.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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