{"id":109,"date":"2007-12-25T06:42:44","date_gmt":"2007-12-25T06:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/heartofthemachine\/2007\/12\/25\/where-in-matt-is-insane\/"},"modified":"2007-12-25T06:42:44","modified_gmt":"2007-12-25T06:42:44","slug":"where-in-matt-is-insane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/heartofthemachine\/2007\/12\/25\/where-in-matt-is-insane\/","title":{"rendered":"Where in Matt is insane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up yesterday with a perverse need for hot food. So I made nerd girl drive me to Buffalo Wild Wings so I could have a chicken sammich with blazing sauce and fries, dripping with the same infernal mixture. I was sweating I was so lit up, it was magic. <\/p>\n<p>I was oozing the poison from the night before from every pore, exactly what I wanted. Punishment requires redemption or you can reverse it, what ever is comfortable for you. I was pheonix resurection and coming around, then I decided I wanted something more.<\/p>\n<p>I had a blazing inferno in the center of me, and decided it need cooling. We had a massive snow bank off to the side of the apartment, barefoot and wearing sweats and a tshirt I went and face planted in it.<\/p>\n<p>That wasn&#8217;t enough. I went and jumped in it again, then took designated girlfriend and made snow angels. At 3am, with a gut full of uranium, beer and goldschlager.We rolled in the snow.<\/p>\n<p>We came back in giggling like children and I rinsed my feet off in hot water (they were crazy cold. bare feet and snow don&#8217;t mix). We laughed and talked to damn near dawn.<\/p>\n<p>She woke and left and I curled up and slept.<\/p>\n<p>Great damn night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up yesterday with a perverse need for hot food. 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