{"id":100,"date":"2008-01-15T22:40:30","date_gmt":"2008-01-15T22:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/heartofthemachine\/2008\/01\/15\/not-to-do-list\/"},"modified":"2008-01-15T22:40:30","modified_gmt":"2008-01-15T22:40:30","slug":"not-to-do-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/heartofthemachine\/2008\/01\/15\/not-to-do-list\/","title":{"rendered":"not to do list"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things you probably shouldn&#8217;t be doing:<\/p>\n<p>\n-Hassling The Hoff<\/p>\n<p>-Messing with Texas<\/p>\n<p>-Doing the hokey-pokey (unsupervised)<\/p>\n<p>-Squeezing the Charmin<\/p>\n<p>-re-broadcasting a sporting event without express written permission.<\/p>\n<p>-Staring into the sun.<\/p>\n<p>-Pityin&#8217; the fool (unless you are Mr. T)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things you probably shouldn&#8217;t be doing: -Hassling The Hoff -Messing with Texas -Doing the hokey-pokey (unsupervised) -Squeezing the Charmin -re-broadcasting a sporting event without express written permission. -Staring into the sun. -Pityin&#8217; 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